DEFINICIONES COLOMBIANAS

Chicarrón: Trabajo duro, desagradable, que generalmente le endosan a alguien porque un superior o favorito del superior no lo quiso hacer. Por extensión, un problema difícil de resolver.

Ruso: Obrero de la Construcción.

Al piso. A toda velocidad.

Gusanear. Acechar a la novia de un amigo.

Me regala. Véndame.

Zaperoco. Embrollo.

Uva. Excelente.

Subido. Creído

Rebote. Náuseas.

SIMPLY GERALDINE II

UN CRIMEN

Este Mercedez-Benz para lo que no pueden apreciar claramente tiene 3 PUERTAS, es un horror!!! cosa tan inmunda!!!

BAJO MI

Seis pasado el meridiano, mis plantas sintieron diferente, en solo minutos, era una lluvia, ese dia habia escuchado como coincidiamos en comportamientos a lo largo de la semana, estaba ahi, como esta ahora aca.

CANSADO

Hace unos dias pensando en su nombre lo senti lejano, no lo encontre significar lo mismo que siempre ha sido, hoy la extraño, asi sea ese extraño del que usted habla que no le dice lo que quiere oir, pero que usted sabe que es verdad, no puedo hacer nada contra el nudo en la garganta pues aunque no tiene nada que ver con usted no evita tener que cruzarmela en la esquina 16 de mi cerebro, si ese cerebro al que arroje acido sulfurico. Hoy pense que todo habia sido un error mio, pero tambien me acuerdo que no pudo ser peor lo que hiciste.

INDECENT

1: not in keeping with accepted standards of what is right or proper in polite society; "was buried with indecent haste"; "indecorous behavior"; "language unbecoming to a lady"; "unseemly to use profanity"; "moved to curb their untoward ribaldry"

[syn: indecorous, unbecoming, uncomely, unseemly, untoward]

2: offensive to good taste especially in sexual matters; "an earthy but not indecent story"; "an indecent gesture"

3: offending against sexual mores in conduct or appearance; "a bathing considered indecent by local standards"

PARTY AT MY PLACE

In the middle of the semester, Monica came up with the idea about a party with latin american music, celebrating our new place, the decoration was done by PJ and Monica.


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WHERE ADAM AND EVA WERE FROM?

A German, a French, an English and a COLOMBIAN were commenting about a painting where Adam and Eva were in paradise.

The German says: "look the perfection of the bodies, she is gorgeous and tall, his body is athletic, the muscles...they must be from Germany".

Inmediatly the French reacted saying: "I dont think so, its clear the erotism coming from them...she is so feminine, he is so masculine, they know temptation is close...they must be from France".

Moving his head really quick the English comments: Come on!, look the serenity on their faces, the sobriety of their gestures, their gentleness, they only can be from England".

After several seconds of looking at the painting the COLOMBIAN says:

I disagree, look closely, they do not have clothes, they do not have shoes, they do not even have a house, they just have a fucking apple to eat, they do not complaint about it and besides these stupid think they are in paradise, these poor bastards can only be Colombians!!!!

LOS MIL Y UN USOS DEL PERIODICO

Usos domésticos:

Madurar aguacates
Recoger la basura
Brillar los vidrios
Envolver el pesebre
Alinear las patas de la mesa coja
Empacar la vajilla en el trasteo
Tapizar la jaula del pájaro
Recoger las heces del perro
Cubrir los muebles y el piso antes de pintar
Evitar que se meta el agua debajo de la puerta
De tapete en las puertas de las fincas
De protector en el piso del garage si el carro bota aceite
Matar moscas y demás insectos rastreros
En una crisis ....como papel higiénico

Usos educativos:

Castigar al perro en el hocico cuando se orina en la casa
Recortar letras y fotos para las tareas de los niños
Construir cometas y globos
Elaborar títeres
Hacer barcos de papel

Usos comerciales

Ensanchar zapatos
Rellenar los bolsos para que conserven su forma
Envolver la carne
Empacar clavos en la ferretería
Hacer un sombrero de pintor
Enmascarar los carros en la latonería
Dar trabajo a voceadores y periodistas
Envolver flores
Empacar voladores y papeletas
Envolver panela
Cortar moldes de modistería
Hacer rulos
Envolver cuadros en las marqueterías

Usos festivos:

Para prender los asados
Rellenar el muñeco de año viejo
Prender el marrano de navidad
Rellenar los regalos del amigo secreto
Fabricar el embudo de mago que desaparece el agua
Para papel picado en el estadio

Otros usos:

Para que los extorsionistas usen sus letras en las cartas
Como cojín en el parque
Hacer bolitas y pegarles a los compañeros de clase
Como paraguas para que el aguacero no dañe el peinado
De alternativa a papeles más púdicos
Para hacer moldes y estampar las camisetas del equipo del barrio
Para usar como "ventosa" para sacar los vientos del cuerpo
Forrar cuadernos
Con huecos a la altura de los ojos para esconder a los espías
Para que "los malos" escondan el revolver en las películas.
Como vaina para guardar el machete
Para subir el ego de políticos, deportistas y lagartos

AH.......Y PARA ENTERARSE DE LAS NOTICIAS !!!!!!!!

COLOMBIA - CHILE

Empatamos y no creo que vaya a ver el partido de repechaje aqui en Sydney, que "·$%&/!!! ya me estaba haciendo iluciones, bueno al menos me ahorrro los 50 dolaritos de la entrada.

MY NEW HOUSE IN SYDNEY

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ROTSEN

Las ecuaciones de la vida plantean incognitas complejas que sólo se pueden resolver llevando el sistema al absurdo. para dónde ir? la vida es lo que venga pero a veces podemos decidir un poco. Estoy en una encrucijada.
Mi corazón como en el poema anda mal. hay razones del corazón que la razón no entiende. No te habías fijado que corazón y razón se escriben casi igual: que el corazón viene siendo una razón compartida por aquello del "co" que es un prefijo de cooperación, de acción conjunta.

Te extraño para que hablemos del cosmos, de la relatividad, del caos, los fractales y de nosotros.

A PLACE NOWHERE

I was going to pick up an angel, just came across this place, it is been always there but I never saw it this way.
Sorry for the resolution, picture taken with my mobile

"FIESTA" LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC FESTIVAL AT DARLING HARBOUR

Had colombian empanadas an "jugo hit - lulo flavour", there was tango, salsa, rumba, cha cha, cumbia, joropo, samba, and all that.
Sorry for the resolution, picture taken with my mobile

SQUEEZED ON THE TRAIN

I didn´t sleep this night at all, I had to work, and on the way there, someone got crashed and destroyed at 100 km/h, no idea how.
Sorry for the resolution, picture taken with my mobile

FEATHERDALE PARK

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GAMES OF WAR

These below are the major conflicts currently active in this world:

- Iraq war: Currently
USA and others against Iraq
we all know the story, weapons of massive destruction or petroleum?


- Afghan war: 2001 - currently, the Taliban and Osama bin Laden's Al-Qaida vs. The United States, United Kingdom, France, Canada, Australia, Denmark, Germany, Norway and the United National Islamic Front for the Salvation of Afghanistan ("Northern Alliance")
GRINGOS HIJUEPUTAS
Deaths: 83 americans, uncountable Afghanians
Check out movies such as "farenheit 9-11" and "Osama" to understand more about what is that part of the world...


- Afghanistan civil war: 1978 - currently
Afghanians against Afghanians
Not to mention, this country has been invaded by soviets before, hence, Osama war.


- Al-Aqsa Intifada (Israeli-Palestinian Conflict)
We know the story, I dont know how RELIGION has survived all this time.


- Algerian Civil War - Once again, power and religion
1992 - Currently


- Basque Separatist Conflict (ETA) 1958 - Currently
This one is again Spain, for a region in the north border with France, NOT TO MENTION they speak another language and are a different culture, 800 dead so far, Paris and Madrid involved.


- Burma (Myanmar) Civil War: 1948 - Currently
Ethnic differences, one of oldest conflicts


- Burundi Civil War - 1994 - Currently
Rwanda tutsi involved Congo in their war


- Colombia Civil War: 1964 - Currently
Marxist guerrillas combined today with narcotics cartels and lately money provided by USA to increase the war (FARC & ELN)
GRINGOS HIJUEPUTAS ONCE AGAIN ALSO HIJUEPUTAS GUERRILLEROS


- The Congolese War: the second african war, there are like 6 countries at least involved here, balck people attacking black people, becuase of religion and physical differences (NOT TO MENTION they are all black)
dead: COUNTLESS


- Chechnya (Russia): Second Chechen War


- Israel against Syria in Lebanon
Wars between countries in countries not their own
They all speak arabic, different religions
Another of the oldest conflicts


- Ivory Coast (Cote d’Ivorie) Civil War
West adrican countries, muslims and christians, same all, same all


- Kashmir Conflict: 1991 - Currently
Pakistanies agianst indians, nature of the conflict: territory


- Nepal Civil War: 1996 - Currently
Chinese helped here!!


- Northern Ireland Conflict: 1969 - Currently
Europe again, protestant majority against catholic minority, IRA, more than 2500 deaths.


- Philiphines Conflict: 1969 - Currently
religion agian, I heard last night, they have 600 different dialects, the pattern seems to be the same always, we are different and we cannot stand this.


- Rwandan Civil War: 1994 - Currently
It´s a massacre everything here, almost one million killed in 1994, once againa, they are all black but they think they are different (we are all humans)
Check a movie called "Hotel Rwanda"


- Sri Lankan Civil War: 1983 - Currently
Majority against minority


- Sudanese Civil War: 1983 - Currently
This is a war based largely on racial, religious and regional differences. The government is dominated by Muslim Arabs, while the south of the country is largely black Christian.


There are other conflicts which are minor, just becuase deaths are below the 100000 and by the way, some current conflicts (without solution), some other already finished.

Countries involved:

Papua New Guinea, Angola, Chad central, Bangladesh, Vietnam, India, Indonesia, West Papua, Iran, Japan, Korea, Iraq, Turkey, Namibia, Niger, Nigeria, Ethiopia, Russia, Somalia, Yemen, Mexico, Egypt, Fiji, Georgia, Haiti, South Africa, Peru, Madagascar
Sierra Leone.


NOTE: IM NOT MENTIONING WARS IN THE PAST, BECAUSE SINCE I REMEMBER OUR HISTORY IS ALWAYS ABOUT WARS, WE ARENATURAL BORN KILLERS


Worth mentioning:

Kosovo War
September 11, 2001 - World trade Center and Pentagon in USA

MANLY - SATURDAY AFTERNOON

Miss Do (Vietnam) and me, goingo to Manly, saturday afternoon

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CONCEPTION DAY - INSIDE

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Picture taken with my mobile, sorry for the resolution, this was the hip-hop environment, some people break-dancing, as you can see.

CONCEPTION DAY - OUTSIDE

picture taken with my mobile, sorry for the resolution, just a day, where everyone is inteded to get drunk and laid...

LA INSPIRACIÓN

Se trata de Kristiania, el Oslo actual, vista desde Ekeberg, en cuyo asilo siquiatrico estaba su hermana Laura, que sufria esquizofrenia, adeamas ahi al lado quedaba el matadero municipal, asi que inspirado en los gritos de los orates y animales mueriendo imagino esto...

AJIACO SANTAFEREÑO

2 chicken breasts
garlic and onion chicken stock
12 small yellow potatoes, cut in halves
2 ears of corn, cut in halves
8 medium potatoes, peeled and cut into 5 mm slices
1 bunch scallions
1 bunch cilantro
8 guascas
1 cups of heavy cream
2 capers, drained
2 avocados, peeled, pitted and thinly sliced salt
4 pieces of corn

The night before marinate the chicken breasts with garlic, onion and salt.

In a heavy 4-liter casserole, put the breasts, add water, cover and cook until the chicken is tender.

Transfer the chicken to a platter.

Remove the skin from the chicken and discard.

Cut the chicken breasts into strips.

Cook the yellow potatoes in the casserole with the chicken stock until they start to disintegrate.

Add more chicken stock to taste.

At this point the soup should be thick and fairly smooth.

Add the bunch of scallions, the bunch of cilantro, the sliced potatoes, the guascas, and the corn.

When cooked remove the bunch of cilantro and the bunch of scallions.

Serve the chicken on soup bowls and pour the soup into the bowls.

Pour the cream and the chopped capers on each bowl.

Float the sliced avocado on top.

Serves 4.

You definitively have to use guascas if you want to call your soup Ajiaco. It's not easy to get them out of Colombia, but they give this soup its characteristic flavor.

ENGLISH SLANG

Ain't nuttin' = nothing is going on
All over it = to be very interested or involved in something
As if = yeah, right; that’s not true
Bad = fault, responsibility (my bad)
Bang = to have sex
Bent = high, intoxicated, stoned (good song too)
Booty call (Butty call) = calling a friend just to have sex
Chill = to relax
Choke = panic (8 mile movie used frequently)
Cunt = a very good looking female (also really offensive)

GTG now, to be continued...

MAS PELUDO

MADE IN HEAVEN

1987 was created, 1993 was seen first time ever, old movie I waited until 1999 to see it again, only took me 6 years, a whole life I might say, that night I was 10 years old and was home alone, zapping channels when there was this perfect image of heaven, one never seen until then, ejoyed greatly watching this, jus I didnt catch the name or anything. This is just a romantic, occassionaly funny, drama about two souls who consumate their marriage literally in "Heaven". Mike Shea, in his first life dies as a young man performing a heroic rescue. Shortly after arriving in "Heaven" he meets a new soul, Annie Packert, who has never lived on Earth before. The drama centers around their separation soon after being wedded and the burning question is whether they will reunite on Earth before time runs out or whether they are fated to eternal soul-searching.

COSITAS DE MI TIERRA

hey ciertos productos que me imagino no se consiguen facilmente fuera de Colombia y extraño un jurgo a veces.

Colombiana
Kumis
Ponymalta
Chocolate (sol, corona, LNCH)
Chocolisto
Tamal tolimense
Arequipe alpina
Bon Bon Bum
Supercocos
Chocolatina jet
Chokis
Manimotos
Coffee delight
Frunas
Moritas
Nucita
Caramelos Noel
Achiras
Obleas
Bocadillo veleño
Brevas con arequipe
Manjar blanco
Panelitas
Arepas
Bueñuelos
Natilla
Panela
Papa criolla
Yuca
Platano
Chocorramo
Gaseosas Postobon (todas)
Ponque gala

AUSSIE VS AMERICAN

CV or resume?
flatmate or roommate?
biscuits or cookies?
bloody or damn?
cheers or thank you?
unit or apartment?
gearbox or transmission?
give way or yield?
acelerator or gas?
after or dessert?
arse or ass?
hire or rent?
holiday or vacation?
lift or elevator?
mate or buddy?
mobile or cell?
tea break or coffee break?
tomato sauce or ketchup?
PA or secretary?
trousers or pants?
petrol or gas?
pub or bar?
ring or call?
rubbish or trash?
toilet or restroom?
pram or baby carriage?
trolley or cart?

seems like at the end, we need to learn two languages insted of one.

ONLY GOD KNOWS WHY

I've been sittin' here
Tryin' to find myself
I get behind myself
I need to rewind myself
Lookin' for the payback
Listen for the playback
They say that every man bleeds just like me
And now I feel like number one
Yet I'm last in life
I watch my younger son
And it helps to pass the time
I take too many pills to help to ease the pain
I made a couple of dollar bills still I feel the same
Everybody knows my name
They say it way out loud
A lot of folks fuck me
It's hard to hang out in crowds
I guess that's the price you pay
To be some big shot like I am
Outskirt stands and one night stands
Still I can't find love

And when your walls come tumbling down
I will always be around
And when your walls come tumbling down
I will always be around

People don't know about the things I say and do
They don't understand about the shit that I've been through
It's been so long since I've been home
I've been gone, I've been gone for way too long
Maybe I forgot all things I miss
Oh somehow I know there's more to life than this
I said it too many times
And I still stand firm
You get what you put in
And people get what they deserve
Still I ain't seen mine
No I ain't seen mine
I've been giving just ain't been gettin'
I've been walking down that line
So I think I'll keep on walking
With my head held high
I'll keep moving on and only God knows why

GRANJAS DE SAN PABLO

Se llamaba Cecilia, y todas esas mañanas llenas de viento, la veía al salir y observaba como se bendecía a si misma, talvez esperaba que pudiera volver a su casa y ver a su mama, aquella señora tenia cara de águila, al menos tenia siete años y eso era lo que veía en ella, la cuadra transversal que cortaba la cuadra no estaba pavimentada, en las noches se sentaba en sus piernas, y en su Renault 4 conducía por media hora durante esa cuadra, lloraba por el viento, no sabia que no veía, había una anciana vendiendo mamoncillos, un día supo que se murió y empezó a comprar helados en otra ruta, los caminos eran magníficos, tomaba media hora subir todas esas escaleras, las cuáles tenían pintados mensajes de navidad de hacia tres años, ir a donde el señor Luis López de Mesa por ese camino de miedo, pero que no sentía en ese entonces, encontró un hombre destrozado en su frente por un hacha, todos los niños miraban, nada cambio, es solo otro muerto, los niños corren con una llanta de bicicleta y un pedazo de madera, la envidia lo abrazaba, el no podía hacer lo mismo, los viernes a las 430 eran momentos felices, sucios hasta las 8, tirados en el piso con caminos imaginarios llenos de ríos y montañas. Vuelve 15 años después y la policía lo detiene, fotografiar para asesinar presumen.

CHEERS DARLIN'

cheers darlin'
here's to you and your lover boy
cheers darlin'
i got years to wait around for you
cheers darlin'
i’ve got your wedding bells in my ear
cheers darlin'
you give me three cigarettes to smoke my tears away
and i die when you mention his name
and i lie i should have kissed you
when we were running in the rain
what am i darlin'?
a whisper in your ear?
a piece of your cake?
what am i darlin?
the boy you can fear?
or your biggest mistake?
cheers darlin'
here's to you and your lover man
cheers darlin'
i’ll just hang around and eat from a can
cheers darlin'
i got a ribbon of green on my guitar
cheers darlin'
i got a beauty queen
to sit not very far from me
i die when he comes around to take you home
i'm too shy I should have kissed you
when we were alone